Thursday, 14 July 2011

That'll learn ya, Hubby

We love our cat Tuxedo.  As stupid as he is, he's pretty damn cute. 

And Hubby likes nothing more than to mess with the little shithead. 

When Tuxedo looks entranced, Hubby likes to kick his feet to spook him.  When Tuxedo is sleeping, Hubby likes to yell "Ooooooo!" in a high-pitched voice and scare the shit out of him.  When Tuxedo is pacing around Hubby's feet, he likes to roll him up in a ball and slide him like a bowling ball across the floor. 

Even as we speak, Hubby is knocking on the wall and Tuxedo is looking all around trying to figure out what the eff is happening. 

Tonight Hubby was messing with Tuxedo as usual.  This is what happened. 











The end.

14 comments:

  1. That definitely WILL learn him! I'm sorry his finger is ruined...but he only has himself to blame.

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  2. Can not stop laughing because at our house my husband got me plus the bonus round of 2 cats. He hated one with a passion and did something like that except he spun her in circles before he launched her. She sliced him like a meat cleaver with her back claws.

    They never touched each other again.

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  3. Jacqui- it's so true. He knew it was only his fault but he spent a good ten minutes cursing and trying to find a way to blame either Tux or me.

    Lizbeth- no way! Hubby had to take in my cats too but he has grown to love them. Usually.

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  4. See, this is why I'm not a cat person. We jack with our dogs all the time, and they just slobber and come back for more. Poor stupid dogs. Cats though, they will fuck your shit up and then pee on your bed.

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  5. Considering something very similar happening the other night with me and my cat, and that I kind of look like that drawing... I'm a little FREAKED OUT.

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  6. Rofl I love cats! i'm allergic to the little buggers. But they got my attitude lol

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  7. Flannery - No! My cats are purrrfect! He didn't mean to hurt Hubby, it was an accident. Really!

    Kev - I like how you say "a little FREAKED OUT" with the caps, as if to say "I'm actually REALLY FUCKING FREAKED OUT, even though I said 'little'"

    LACE - You should just get a hairless one.

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  8. Omg, I'm dying over here. You need to start a comic strip of your hubby and Tuxedo. I love that 3rd pic. "Go, Tuxedo! Go! WTF?!" hahahaha!

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  9. I can see where your hubby is coming from. I love both of my cats, but I still mess with 'em. If they didn't jump STRAIGHT UP into the air when something scares them I'd probably leave them alone, but since that's not gonna happen anytime soon, I'm gonna keep it up :D

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  10. Elle - ha! It *is* pretty friggin hilarious - even to me! Poor Hubby though - he has a slash in his finger that you'd think came from a knife.

    Mel - I know, right?! My cat Patches is so seasoned, nothing spooks her, but Tux is another sotry altogether.

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  11. Bwahaha...the story would not have been complete without your gorgeous pictures! Sorry to hear about his finger. I mean, who the hell would've thought cats dont like being tossed up in the air?

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  12. It's true! He knows the cat will hate it. I think that's why he does it. Trouble-maker.

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  13. OMG what is it with men and their desire to hurl cats through the air?? My bf used to do this to my youngest (Willow) when he stayed for the weekend, but would then leave to go home for the week, thereby traumatizing poor Willow. I yelled at Oaky, telling him he was messing up my cat, but he assured me that he had done it with other cats and they turned out to have personality. Well, it worked, he's got personality all right. He's the demon spawn from hell who doesn't like to be touched and will bite your effing hand off if you get within a foot of him. *headdesk* The end. p.s. I love Oaky, I really do, but would someone please explain to me the whole cat-tossing thing???

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  14. RIGHT?! Demon spawn from hell - ha! I love cats, so hard for me to picture it. But if it is true, it is So Oaky's fault. Dick pickle.

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