Saturday, 30 April 2011

Shitionary Sunday - Resolved

Updated with the winner at the bottom!

I have added today's drawing at the bottom, for your guessing pleasure.  Good luck!

Welcome to Shitionary Sunday. 

Ok, so it's only Saturday.  But I have to give y'all fair warning.  You know.  So you can prepare yourselves for the fierce competition.  (?)

I shall post a new Shitionary drawing tomorrow.  I don't know what time, but I'll aim for pre- noon. 

I was trying to come up with some inspiration for a meaningful and poignant Shitionary post. 

First I thought "Royal Wedding" would be a good theme.  But then I thought that if I hear those two effing words in the same effing sentence one more time I might go even more crazy than I already am

And I already did a Beatles theme.  So that's out. 

And while anything with cats is usually an inspiring theme for me (in the form of calendars, srceen savers, figurines, sweatshirts, and YouTube playlists), if I tried to draw one, it would most likely turn out looking something like this:

And as cute as this guy is, I don't think he appropriately captures all of a cat's adorning qualities.

So.  Where does that leave us? 

1) New Shitionary post tomorrow. 
2) Before noon. 
3) With no known category. 

Oh, and 4) I think I'll hold onto your comments until a few people get a chance to guess.  I don't want to give it away too soon. (And I kinda want y'all to squirm a bit too.)  

See you tomorrow!


Here is today's drawing:


You guys are awesome.  Hubby said this was too hard, but I was sure he was underestimating the creativity and intelligence of my readers!  (Or overestimating his own... not sure.)

The answer:  Neo and Trinity.  Yes, from the Matrix. 

This week's award goes to L.A.C.E., of My Glass House who was so close that it has to count.  Congrats!

In addition, I have one very worthy honourable mention:

Elle, of ThisIsMommyhood, you were really onto something with Quentin Tarantino.  Also you're so fun and supportive that I hereby mention you honourably.

Thanks for playing guys!  I heart you all. 



  1. I was messing around last night and came up with a shitionary button. I don't want to put it on my blog until I get your approval though. Actually it's not an official button since I'm computer illiterate and don't know how to do code. But when you click on it, it links to your blog.

  2. Go for it! That's so cool! Clearnly *I'm* the computer illiterate - have you seen that cat picture??

  3. Yay! I'll go ahead and put it up now. Beware, it's nothing special and looks pretty lame but who wouldn't want to play Shitionary. :)

    You draw better than me. At least I could tell it was a cat. At first I thought that was going to be the drawing and thought it was a cat with bad gass so my answer would've been 'smelly cat'. Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you.....

  4. I'm guessing. . . Bea and Eugenie standing in the acid rain ready to pop a cap in the next person's ass who talks shit about their hats.

  5. It's raining men. But I know it's wrong and when I showed it to my hubby he said guys in dresses with guns. Thanks hubs although I started thinking mabe it was a Quentin Tarantino movie.

    I just don't think it's very nice that smelly cat is up at top peeing on people but she must be a mom and just sneezed.

    Now I'm so confused and overthinking things. agghhh! Crap! You totally can't tell I'm competitive right?

  6. the smith dudes from the matrix... cross dressing? yeah Handflapper's was a better guess and funnier.

  7. For Elle and LACE: You're not too far off... :)

  8. Men in hats? Black Swan as played by two dudes? This is killing me...

  9. ok. these two British women are at a funeral and It's raining God's tears all around them. God is sad because they brought guns to the funeral, and their dresses look like giant garbage bags. the one on the right is Mildred and the one on the left is Helene. they prefer butch haircuts.

  10. I now have a girl crush on @SarcasmInAction. That is all.

  11. PS this drawing totally looks like a Quentin Taratino movie.
    PPS I think I love Elle now. No, I dont think it, I know it.
    PPS the funeral is for Helene's cheating no good husband who died "mysteriously" after a night of binge drinking and porn.
    I've gotta be close on this one. I can feel it.

  12. You ladies are awesome. So far LACE is so very close...

  13. Drawing cat pictures makes you extra cool.

  14. That sounds like sarcasm... but I'll take it!

  15. I missed the game. Damn. Also...I once drew a dolphin for Pictionary that was guessed as a bird and a shark...obviously, I'm with you on the cat.

  16. You should play next time!
    A bird-shark would be SO cool.

  17. I want to make the Shitionary honourable mention into a t-shirt. No, seriously. Instead of people staring at my tantrumy 2 year old when we're out in public, they'll be looking at my chest. Uh, I don't mean it like that because I don't want weirdos looking at my chest. Or do I? hmmm.

    I could wear it all of the time so other parents won't let their kids near my daughter and we'll never be invited to other kids birthday parties where you have to spend loads of money on presents.

    So basically you just saved me money.

  18. That sounds like a great plan!

    What if you got a toddler-sized Shitionary Honourable Mention shirt for the little hummingbird?

    No, wait. Hear me out.

    All her little friends would be jealous and she would be the coolest kid in town. And you still won't have to deal with any parents because they'll all be mad at you for teaching their kids the word "Shitionary".

  19. oh my goodness!! ty. I was totally just throwing that one out there. It was the lines, er "acid rain", I totally started seeing 1's and 0's when I looked at it. No really, I'm apparently that messed up lol

  20. I like your idea much better. If you keep doing Shitionary and I keep talking about it to my hubby like I have been, Avery won't even need a shirt (not that I can keep one on her anyway) because pretty soon she'll probably be saying Shitionary to the other kids at the playground and freaking out the parents. Winning!

    I think you should get some little shirts for your cats because what cat wouldn't want a Shitionary shirt. Sure they might scratch your face off while you put it on them but then their kitty friends will see it and spread the word.

    P.S I think this is the most comments I've ever made on one post.

  21. LACE: OMG! Maybe you're the chosen one!

    Elle: I would LOVE it if your 2year old walked around saying "Shitionary" in that cute little kid voice. That would be awesome!

  22. My first thought was second amendment sisters. HE HE. Love the blog