Last night Hubby and I were preparing for bed - cleaning up the kitchen, feeding the cats, arguing about kitty litter, and the like.
We were putting away the remnants from dinner, and I was packing the leftovers for my lunch at work (because the effing cafeteria is a renovation disaster, so they can't make all the food, not that the food was any good to begin with, but now it's just worse, unless I toast my own toast where every other person before me has left all their fucking dirty toast crumbs in the margarine).
As I was packing up my lunch of left-overs, a thought crossed my mind. And for those of you who are married (or something similar), you may know what it's like to live with someone and basically just blurt out every random thought because... well... because the other person is in earshot.
Me: You know what I've determined?
Me: That if I cook all the red peppers at night and then reheat them in the microwave at work the next day, they're way to soggy. I'm much better off if I just cut RAW red pepper into my tupperware. Then, when I warm up the pasta, the peppers cook just enough to be non-soggy.
Me: Fuck you!
Me: That look on your face!
Hubby: WHAT LOOK?!
Me: That "fuck, did she really just tell me that whole thing, how do I keep a straight face" look.
Hubby: Well, man!
Me: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 11 YEARS!! THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING LEFT TO SAY!
Hubby: *Laughing hysterically* How did you know my face?!
Me: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 11 YEARS!!! I KNOW THAT STUPID FACE.
Hubby: *annoyingly quoting my red pepper story*
Me: *laughing, but wanting to punch him so taking off up the stairs*