Hubby: I vacuumed the whole basement yesterday.
Me: Oh, great.
Hubby: And then, once I finished, I noticed that the vacuum hose was detached. Just the beater was working. Nothing was getting sucked up. ... So I vacuumed the whole thing again.
Me: *laughing at Hubby's expense*
I was in a deep sleep this morning. It was 4:38 am. I was dreaming. And then I was shockingly and abruptly awakened by a giant anvil falling onto my chest!
Ok, so it was less of an anvil, and more of a Tuxedo Cat who got spooked by Hubby's pillow-flip, ran onto my chest, and pushed off into the air.
But it felt like an anvil. And I was so dazed and confused that hyperventilation quickly followed, while both Hubby and Tuxedo Cat stared and waited for calm to return and logic to reign.
Hubby: The new IOS6 came out today. You can update your phone.
Me: Yeah? How long does it take?
Hubby: Oh, about 30 or 45 minutes I guess.
Me: And can I use my phone while it updates?
Hubby: Well, no .
Hubby: You're never going to do it, are you? You'll just have the old version forever.
Me: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.