Thursday, 19 July 2012

UPDATED: My Jesus Bird Cherry

So this week has been a tough one.  Although not one of my worst weeks (by a long shot), this week has been busy, and annoying, and generally a lot to deal with. 

I took on too much. 

SHOCKER.  THAT'S SO UNLIKE ME. 

But then yesterday I received a good sign from the powers above. 

BEHOLD:


My Jesus Bird Cherry.  Winston. 

That's a cherry.  I was eating cherries ('tis the season), and I came across this little guy.  Not just any cherry.  A BIRD cherry. 

And then I paraded him around the office spreading good cheer. 

Which made me realize that this is not just any ol' bird cherry.  This bird cherry is very obviously possessed by Jesus.  Because only Jesus spreads cheer as much as this bird cherry.  Or is that Santa?  Whichever.  Either way, this Jesus Bird Cherry is my new best friend.  I call him Winston. 

So I placed him strategically up against my banana - for scale -  so I could show him off to all of you. 

And spread more cheer. 

Because if my Jesus Bird Cherry is good for anything, it's spreading cheer.

Which is why he's still sitting on my desk. Staring at me. 

Until he rots. 

In Hell. 

*Hubby contributed that last line and then we laughed for five minutes.


UPDATED

We were at Ma In Laws's last week and she had THIS to show me.

Meet my late friend, and Winston's distant cousin, PENIS BIRD TOMATO.


20 comments:

  1. Wow it IS a cheer-spreading bird. Hallelujah!

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  2. That does look like a bird!!! Now quick, sell that thing on E-bay!

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  3. it took me a really long time to see the bird in that cherry... obviously I am oblivious to cheer today. I blame my allergies.

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    1. I have no idea how you could NOT see it!

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  4. I see the bird. I don't see the Jesus. And when I saw the banana, I thought. . . Well, never mind what I thought. I guess it's not very cheery.

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    1. Jesus is there more in spirit. Or in imagination. Whichever.

      And yes, I thought it too.

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  5. You realize that Winston is just a conjoined cherry twin which one half of never fully developed. So Jesus Bird Cherry has a useless parastic twin. You should name him to, you know. I know if I were a parastic twin, I'd appreciate a name.
    GEEZ.

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    1. You are so creepy and weird and I adore you.

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  6. I love Winston! I can just picture you parading him around the office and yelling Wiiiinnnnssstttoooonnn when you had to dispose of the cheer...unless you saved that Jesus Bird Cherry

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    1. I totally did that! I did have to bury him but it was hard to let him go. Like those hoarders who save their old dead rats.

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  7. ...I love that you and hubby laughed about hell. Because hell is hilarious

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  8. at a glance, i thought you said that you placed winston against your vagina for scale. then i realized it said banana and that made more sense. and then i giggled in a lonely, creepy sort of way because your banana/vagina is trying to poke your cherry. and probably you wouldn't take a picture for your blog of your cherry and your vagina, even for scale purposes.
    what is wrong with me tonight?!

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    1. You are in fine form tonight! But I'm glad you picked up on the whole cherry-banana thing. I think others thought better of me, but you saw my true colours.

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    2. you're just freaky deeky is all there is to it! now put that on your twatter!

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  9. I'm sorry you had a crap day last week. I was having a crap night tonight. Until I saw this. And now I'm smiling. So next time you're having a crap day just remember: your very existence contributes to the happiness of many. Even more so when you post fruit porn :)

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