At 38 weeks pregnant, I'm into the weekly doctor appointments. Usually, I end up waiting forever and then some random baby health indicator requires more monitoring or testing. Two weeks ago I was there for six hours. SIX. HOURS.
Don't get me wrong, I want to check on her and I'll wait as long as it takes. However, I'm not really gonna be happy about it. Don't you know me at all?
Today I headed to my regular appointment, and amazingly I was only there for 40 minutes. Sure, parking cost me 7 bucks, but everything looks fine and I didn't even have to wait. Huh. Having a lucky day.
So I thought to myself: well, maybe I have time to stop at the bank then.
The bank. I HATE the bank. I never go to the bank. I would take cash out of my iPhone if it would dispense it. I use the internet and maybe an ATM whenever necessary, and I rip Hubby apart every time he makes an actual trip to an actual bank (old man). I hate banks.
Unfortunately, though, I've had this one cheque for a month that I need to deposit, and it isn't a cheque that I can deposit into the machine. I actually need to walk into a bank and speak to a human.
Instead of going to my regular branch near my house, I decided to stop on the way home from the doctor so I could also withdraw some cash in order to purchase fresh strawberries at the local fruit farm on the way home.
Strawberries are KEY, and much to my dismay, fruit farms don't accept MasterCard pay-pass.
I used my bank's iPhone app and found a nearby location. Once I arrived, I stood in a stupid bank line and eventually made my way to the stupid bank teller. And then it happened.
The fucking POWER WENT OUT. Right at that moment! I'm standing there, in a bank, in front of a human bank teller. Not even my normal bank, but a bank that I made a special stop to visit. And the whole place was rendered utterly useless by a lack of electricity.
So no cheque deposit, and worst of all, no fucking strawberries. Story of my goddam life.