Last night Hubby and I were preparing for bed - cleaning up the kitchen, feeding the cats, arguing about kitty litter, and the like.
We were putting away the remnants from dinner, and I was packing the leftovers for my lunch at work (because the effing cafeteria is a renovation disaster, so they can't make all the food, not that the food was any good to begin with, but now it's just worse, unless I toast my own toast where every other person before me has left all their fucking dirty toast crumbs in the margarine).
As I was packing up my lunch of left-overs, a thought crossed my mind. And for those of you who are married (or something similar), you may know what it's like to live with someone and basically just blurt out every random thought because... well... because the other person is in earshot.
Me: You know what I've determined?
Hubby: What?
Me: That if I cook all the red peppers at night and then reheat them in the microwave at work the next day, they're way to soggy. I'm much better off if I just cut RAW red pepper into my tupperware. Then, when I warm up the pasta, the peppers cook just enough to be non-soggy.
Hubby: ?
Me: Fuck you!
Hubby: What?!
Me: That look on your face!
Hubby: WHAT LOOK?!
Me: That "fuck, did she really just tell me that whole thing, how do I keep a straight face" look.
Hubby: Well, man!
Me: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 11 YEARS!! THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING LEFT TO SAY!
Hubby: *Laughing hysterically* How did you know my face?!
Me: WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 11 YEARS!!! I KNOW THAT STUPID FACE.
Hubby: *annoyingly quoting my red pepper story*
Me: *laughing, but wanting to punch him so taking off up the stairs*
Thursday, 29 March 2012
Saturday, 24 March 2012
Cheesy Chicago
If you were on twitter last night, you may have noticed all the commotion. There was basically an uprising - a rebellion against lameness and boring day-to-day life.
That's right. #CheesyChicago is a real thing. I and my fellow cheesers Miss Sarcasm and Begging Answers have spent almost a year talking about this. And now it has finally come to fruition.
We have officially booked a bunch of rooms at the Palmer House hotel in downtown Chicago and we are takin on the town! June 22-24, 2012. Be there or be square.
All the details are at Cheesy Bloggers, or you can email or tweet us/me anytime.
This is seriously happening, and it's seriously going to be more fun than you've had in years - probably. We're going with or without you, but we don't want to go without you!
Consider joining us. Speaking from experience, there is nothing cooler than meeting up with blogger friends who know you, and understand you, and totally get your sense of humour. Plus, what could be better than a weekend of deep dish pizza, endless laughs, and lots of beer?
That's right. #CheesyChicago is a real thing. I and my fellow cheesers Miss Sarcasm and Begging Answers have spent almost a year talking about this. And now it has finally come to fruition.
We have officially booked a bunch of rooms at the Palmer House hotel in downtown Chicago and we are takin on the town! June 22-24, 2012. Be there or be square.
All the details are at Cheesy Bloggers, or you can email or tweet us/me anytime.
This is seriously happening, and it's seriously going to be more fun than you've had in years - probably. We're going with or without you, but we don't want to go without you!
Consider joining us. Speaking from experience, there is nothing cooler than meeting up with blogger friends who know you, and understand you, and totally get your sense of humour. Plus, what could be better than a weekend of deep dish pizza, endless laughs, and lots of beer?
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